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Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe.
The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…
eldest child: bitch
middle child: dumbass
youngest child: thot
only child: all 3
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find out your 2007 emo forum username
your birth date
1-10: XxX
11-20: xXx
21-23: ^_^
24-28: ***
29-31: !!!your birth month
jan: em0-
feb: w3ntz-
mar: hawt-
apr: revenge-
may: damaged-
jun: kitteh-
jul: rawr-
aug: 1337-
sept: scene-
oct: l0nely-
nov: br0ken-
dec: shad0w-first letter of first name
a-d: kitteh
e-g: w0lf
h-k: mcrmy
l-n: urie
o-p: way
q-s: out-boy
t-v: rawr
w-x: leto
y: chemical-r0mance
z: luvverthen apply ur birth date again
The ADHD thing I haaaate the most is when i’m going to do something but remember something else so I go to do it but then another Priority Task takes over my mind and I go to do that but this all just results in me swiveling on my heel repeatedly and not even moving from the spot I was in
It drives me BONKERS
Ingeborg Bachmann, tr. by Michael Hamburger, from “Fog Land,” written c. October 1956 (x)
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hey y’all i made another blog that is purely for Fandom Garbage and i plan to be way more active over there from now on so if you are interested in watching me be deeply embarrassing, @rushmore is the place to be